The way far out there from among them and separate

OH ATHEIST

2012-02-27T12:59:00.012-08:00

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OH ATHEIST

The drawing is not mine, just something thats been floating around here. The sound effects come from a Dodge Ram which is not mine either.

Don’t leave me hanging like a monkey in a tree
Don’t let evolution get you ahead of me

Wait for us be patient we’re coming right along
Pretty soon we’ll grow legs and jump out of the pond

You’re helping evolution you’re taking a stand
Monkeys can be like you too if you give them a hand

Take your time be patient were not too far behind
If you argue with us long enough it’s not a waste of time

If we can’t give up religion and it really bothers you
Just lock us in a cage and put us in a zoo

CHORUS

/Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university
Help me to see, how I can be more than a monkey

Oh Atheist, Oh PHD, of the university
Help me to get out of my tree and give up my morality/

Now if you try hard enough your efforts will prevail
We’ll quit our jobs, smoke some pot, and study hard at Yale

But don’t forget we’re not the only ones that need to be like you
Our ancestors the monkeys are still living in the zoo

So if you’re a true atheist and want to treat them fair
Give them an education and a cushy office chair

Teach them to read and write and practice birth control
They’ll need abortion doctors since they won’t have a soul

We’ll join with the monkeys on the path to be like you
We’ll live like you, think like you, and clean up monkey poo

CHORUS

We’ll all get educations and high paying office jobs
So we can take vacations and spend it all like snobs

We’ll have a gender identity crisis to resolve
Just be there to assure us its part of the process to evolve

If you come and help us we’ll get it figured out
We’ll be bi- or homo- sexual without a shadow of a doubt

And if I’m not evolved enough for homosexuality
There’s still pornography for me to watch on my TV

In the end your sacrifice will be worth it all for me
To live my life for food and sex, will make more than a monkey out of me!

CHORUS

Blessed be ye poor in GPA

2011-09-23T18:32:00.000-07:00

Blessed be ye poor in GPA, for yours is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who desire righteousness rather than achieving their academic goals, for their desire will be fulfilled.
Blessed are the pure in heart who despise the world’s pleasures and entertainments, for they shall see God.
Blessed are the meek who despise the competition in education, business, sports and other aspects of this world, for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are ye when your fellow students and professors shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their classrooms and college campuses for the Son of man’s sake. Rejoice in that day and leap for joy: for behold your reward is great in heaven, for in like manner did their faculty and UNPD unto the street preachers.
Woe unto you who are successful and have a high GPA, for you have received your education.
Woe unto you that laugh at the preachers who come to your campus and preach truth, for you shall mourn and weep.
Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of your academic achievements and enroll you as an honor student, for so did their fathers to the professors of lies who taught you.
Woe unto you who pay large sums of money to university professors who are ever learning but never coming to a knowledge of the truth. I say unto you that unless your knowledge of Truth exceeds that of your professors and teachers, you shall in no way enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Quit listening to your professor and academic counselor’s words and start listening to Jesus’ words; you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free from your goals and career.
Ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, “Do good in school so you can be successful out there in the world.” But I say unto you: what is a man profited if he should gain the whole world but lose his own soul? Or what kind of education and career would a man give in exchange for his soul?
Ye have also heard that it hath said by them of time of old, “Study hard to achieve your academic goals so you can have a career that suits your interests and be happy in life.” But I say unto you: he that loves his life shall lose it and he that hates his life in this world shall save it for life eternal.
Ye have heard that it hath been said, “A high GPA is good because it will help you to stand out among the competition.” But I say unto you: that which is highly esteemed by man is an abomination in the sight of God.
Ye have heard that it hath been said, “You should prepare to be able to compete for the esteemed jobs out there.” But I say unto you: if someone will take the position that you are applying for, give him your retirement benefits as well. For ye know that the chief executives among employees exercise dominion over them, and they that have ascended the corporate ladder have rule over them. But it shall not be so among you; for whosoever will be great among you let him be your minister, and whosoever will be chief among you let him be your servant.
Ye have heard that it hath been said, “A stable career will allow you a secure retirement plan.” But I say unto you: lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, for where your treasure is there your heart will be also. No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate one and love the other, or else he will hold to one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve both God and the University.
Therefore I say unto you, take no thought for your life - what your career will be. Behold the birds of the air: for they do not study and prepare for exams to fill their bird brains with useless knowledge, and yet your heavenly Father has taught them how to survive. And why take ye thought for how the world will see you, to be competitive, and how your résumé will stand out? Consider the lilies of the field how they grow: they do not compete for the better GPA or the best positions in the pastures and in the parks, yet not even the CEO of the big company whose job offer you applied for is arrayed like one of these. Therefore take no thought saying, “Where shall I go to school?” Or, “What shall I study?” Or, “Where shall I be employed?” For after all these things do the Gentiles seek, but your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of none of these things. But seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, learn to be content with food and clothing, and it will be added unto you; for godliness with contentment is the greatest education.
Fear not, O undergraduate of little faith! It is your Father’s good pleasure to give you the kingdom of heaven. Drop out of school and give your money to the poor rather than the greedy university professor who makes his living off of turning you into twofold more the child of hell than he is himself.
When you see your parents’ disappointment because the goals and expectations they had for you are shattered, remember that if you love father or mother more than Him you are not worthy of Him. And he that taketh not his cross and followeth Him is not worthy of Him. He that findeth his career shall lose it and he that forsakes his career for Jesus’ sake shall find his life. When your friends and family try to persuade you and discourage you from following Jesus in this radical narrow way, remember that a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.
Listen to the words of Jesus saying, “Come follow me,” and say not “Lord I will follow, but first let me finish my bachelor’s degree.” Let the world have the world; you go and preach the kingdom of God.

Garbage Eaters, Beach Boys, Hillbillies and a ponzi scheme somewhere in between.

2009-06-21T10:01:00.001-07:00

My Testimony… foolishness, foolishness, foolishness,

Before I start to share my testimony with you there are some scriptures that you should be aware of as you read this…

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God… For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, …God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. …but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, I Corinthians 1:18,21,23 –If you can´t understand these verses now you might after reading my testimony.

I´m the oldest of three brothers. Growing up, the only thing I knew about serving the Lord was growing my hair long and playing guitar in a rock band, that’s why when I started seeking the Lord I thought the liberal Pentecostals were the closest thing to the truth. Becoming a dedicated evangelical listening to prosperity doctrine preachers helped me to focus on becoming successful and start learning how to make money, so my parents didn´t discourage me to much about being with the Pentecostals, especially since I was excelling studying civil engineering. That monkey business went on for about 2 years until I met some poor traveling evangelists (AKA The Garbage Eaters or Jim Roberts Group as labeled by outsiders) preaching on the campus I was attending. Although they don´t use internet you can read what their critics have to say at http://www.religioustolerance.org/body_chr.htm or http://nfishel.tripod.com/index.html . They told me I had to forsake all to follow Christ and so I checked to see if that’s what Christ actually taught and realized that the Garbage Eaters had more truth than the Evangelicals. I had already had thought s about doing something like that so it wasn’t long before I had to explain to the proud parents of a son with a high grade point average studying civil engineering why he was going to forsake all to travel around with a bicycle and a back pack with a bunch of guys with long beards eating out of dumpsters and preaching the gospel. Well you can imagine how that went so I won´t go into any more detail. So as I was working on getting myself into one of the most despised groups in the USA my brother Adam was working on getting himself into one of the most highly elite special forces groups in the US air force (AKA The para rescue jumpers, or the P.J.s) you can read about them at http://www.pararescue.com/ About the time I made it into the ranks of Jim Robert´s garbage eaters my brother had just made it into the ranks of the para rescue jumper group. Since my parents would still have my brother Adam in the air force to be excited and proud about I gave him that responsibility. So anyways, with our excited parents full approval my brother was off to be a sky diver while I was off to be a dumpster diver while my youngest brother Nate stayed home and watched.

This became my first experience with a radical conservative group of Christians that preached things like nonresistance , modest dress , the permanency of marriage and other sound doctrines that I had no idea were in Christ’s teachings. This was a wonderful experience. I was learning amazing things from these brothers. We even got on sixty minutes a couple of times just like the rescue jumpers… http://www.rickross.com/reference/brethren/brethren4.html Brother Jonathan got interviewed by Dianne Sawyer and had the privilege of calling her a grievous painted up Jezebel right on national television. She in turn labeled us as one of the most dangerous cults in America. I learned how to live on absolutely nothing in this world but depend on everything in Christ’s teachings. I thought we were the only ones doing any of those teachings since the time of the apostles… That was until I started reading about some of the early Christians and early Anabaptists who I found to be a lot like us garbage eaters . As my research deepened I soon found that us garbage eaters could learn a thing or two from the early Christians and early Anabaptists. It didn´t take long though to figure out that the y didn´t want to learn to much from the early christians which lead to an interest in finding out whoever these Anabaptist people might be today. I finally found some of their descendents in Costa Rica (AKA the Beachy Amish Mennonite) while traveling around with my bicycle and back pack and realized that they had a lot to learn from the most dangerous cult in America so I joined up with the Beachy bunch. Well it didn´t take me long to figure out that they didn´t want to learn to much from the most dangerous garbage eating cult in America or the early Christians so I decided just to try to learn what I could from those Beachy boys.

About that time my brother Adam just got back from fighting a war in Afghanistan and was on his way to start another one in Iraq so I let him know that he shouldn’t be doing that sort of thing if he wants to be any sort of Christian. He thought about it for a while and then decided it would be a good idea to quit playing war in the air force deal. So he developed his own convictions about nonresistance, left the military and went on to become the disciple of a false prophet named Newan who was a rich pastor of a Pentecostal Charismatic group living in adultery which is why the church he joined turned out to be ponzi scheme. I better explain that a little… Newan was running a multimillion dollar ponzi scheme which he called a church so it wasn´t long before the FBI caught up to him an threw him in prison. He probably got himself on sixty minutes as well. But Adam would have been further ahead just to have joined Americas most dangerous garbage eaters group from the very start like I did. My parents would even agree with that. Anyways with the help of a worried dad and the Beachy boys we got my brother out of that deal before all that happened. He came down to spend some time with me and The beach Boys and now he´s going to a charity chruch. In the mean time I´m down here in Peru fiddling around in the Andes mountains still trying to figure out how to preach the gospel and be a good Mennonite at the same time when I meet some evangelists strait from the Ozark hills preaching on the street in Lima… And it was then and there that I realized that I had found the perfect mix between the most dangerous cult in America and the Mennonites. They helped me figure out my Mennonite/preaching dilemma since they´d just got done trying to do the same thing and realized that you really can´t preach the Gospel and be a good Mennonite at the same time. I should try to explain that a little more or,,, maybe I shouldn´t.. Oh well , if you´re not offended by now it probably won´t make any difference anyway…

These Ozark hill boys, Kevin and David (both non Mennonite background) had joined a Mennonite church (Aka The Fellowship Mennonites) which was a little like the one I joined except for the fact that they felt wearing suspenders was the best way to preach the gospel. Well these Ozark hillbillies weren´t content just wearing suspenders and decided to go preach on the streets as well. That upset some of the suspender fellowship because they couldn´t understand why the hillbillies couldn´t just be happy wearing suspenders. So on top of having a rule to keep the hillbillies in suspenders the suspender fellows made another rule to keep the hillbillies off the street from preaching Saturday evenings. The hillbillies had a hard time cooperating with that rule so the suspender fellows had to excommunicate the hillbillies. So that’s why I quit trying so hard to be a good Mennonite joined up with the hillbillies and started preaching the gospel and got excommunicated by The Beach Boys.

Now don´t get me wrong in all this. This isn´t some bitter criticism. I learned a lot from and highly esteem all these brothers who have helped me along from the most dangerous garbage eating cult in America to the Amish Beach Boys in Costa Rica and now I ´m blessed to be a part of a group of hillbillies that have learned about all they can from the same kind of situations mentioned above.

…I hope you will put up with a little of my foolishness; but you are already doing that. –the apostle Paul 2 Corinthians 11:1

I hope that these verses helped you understand my testimony or at least my testimony helped you understand these verses and if not its probably because your testimony is missing some dangerous garbage eaters or some Amish beach boys , or some Ozark hillbillies or maybe even a ponzi scheme…

The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned. 1 Corinthians 2:14

Modern sanitized synthetic lifeless Christianity is false Christianity… Real Christianity; the kind Paul preached, is foolish Christianity.

The Beard

2009-06-21T09:55:00.000-07:00

Why I have a Beard

As we sit down together at the dinner table to eat there’s something that causes an uneasy feeling. Something that annoys you a bit and yes, something that provokes you to ask the question… Why do you have to have a big beard?
There are some things that a lot of people aren’t ready to understand yet or can’t understand anymore and the beard is one of them.
Normally I would simply tell you that when your ready to understand I’ll explain it to you but until then , you just keep eating your soup with your shaven face while I eat mine with my beard on.
However, since you’re probably my mom or dad or some confused sincere believer or maybe even someone who gets asked the same kind of questions as I do and aren’t quite sure how to respond, I think you probably deserve a more respectful response that that , so here it is…

Are you ready? Probably not, but here it is anyway…

The Beard
The Beard is not a pretty thing.
The beard is not a popular thing.
In fact it’s a little bit of an eye sore and,
If it gets a little bit of food stuck in it,
It becomes every bit of an eye sore.

Maybe that’s why most women don’t like the beard,
But I think there’s still another reason.
I have a friend who continually worries his wife with his beard. She told me herself that she’s afraid of how much her husband might let it grow out.
She’s afraid of it.
She’s afraid of her husbands potential beard growing capabilities.
She’s afraid it might get out of control… Her control that is.

Now that’s something admirable , when a man isn’t afraid to have something that threatens his wife’s authority over him. Men are supposed to have something like that and that’s probably why God gave it to them. It shows who’s in authority. Women aren’t supposed to have something like that and that’s why God didn’t give them beards. In fact women are supposed to have just the opposite of something that shows authority and that is something that shows submission to authority.
The Bible says that God wants women to have long hair and a veil as a symbol of submission to authority. (1Corinthians 11) and I think we could safely assume that God gave men short hair and a beard as symbol of authority as well. That’s why men that don’t want that kind of responsibility would rather their wife’s not have a veil and women that don’t want their husbands to have that kind of responsibility would rather them not have a beard.

I know God didn´t give all men the same kind of beard. Some men just don´t have much of a beard to let grow and thats nothing to be ashamed of as long as they´re give in it all they got growing the beard God gave them.

I also know some men have beards that don’t care about submitting to God just
like some women have veils and don’t care about submitting to their husbands but if when a man wears a beard it means he’s submitting to God just like
when a women wears a veil it means she’s submitting to her husband then that means the woman isn’t in control. Most women don’t like that because it means that at any given moment her husband might do or say something that God wants him to do or say that she doesn’t like and she’s just going to have to put up with it. Maybe that’s a part of the real secret behind having a beard.

Oh, you want to say something???
“But the beard could get food stuck in it!” You say.
Yes , true…
And here in lies another part of the mystery behind the secret of the beard.
Lets face the facts…

The beard could get food stuck in it… and if it’s long enough,
The beard could get stuck in the food. Yes,
Soup could even run down into it.
Or it could even run into the soup.

The beard leaves you exposed to these potential risks. These are all highly probable possibilities that leave an uneasy and annoying feeling in the mind of all those whom you dine with…
It could happen,
It will happen ,
And its only a matter of time until it does.
So between now and when it does I’m creating an uncertain uneasy feeling in the atmosphere for all who watch on. That’s right,
I’m an accident waiting to happen.
I´m an offense waiting to take place.
I’m a man …
This isn’t anything a wimp can do.
This isn’t something a woman can do.
You gotta have some… Well you know… Some guts to do it. It’s all about being a man and that means living on the edge, exposing yourself to potential risks, and not being afraid of anything.
Jesus was that way, and by the way… Jesus had a beard. That’s why I don’t mind if I make you feel uneasy, if I create a question mark in your mind, or if I create an uncertain expectancy. That’s what Jesus did when people sat down to eat with him. They never knew what he was going to do or say next that would offend or make someone feel uncomfortable and create an awkward scene. They only knew that…
It could happen,
It would happen ,
It was only a matter of time until it did and then they’d have to ask him once again “Do you know that they were offended when they heard that?”? (Mathew15:12)
Jesus knew it would happen too and until it did he was creating an uncertain uneasy feeling in the atmosphere for all who watched on. That’s right… He knew they perceived him as an accident waiting to happen amd an offense waiting to take place, right there in front of everybody to see. He was doing something only a man could do, and by the way did I mention the Jesus had a beard…
“I offered my back to those who beat me, my cheeks to those who pulled out my beard; I did not hide my face from mocking and spitting.” Isaiah 50:6
For a beard to be “pulled out” it has to have some substantial length to it. If Jesus had a nice neat trimmed up short little beard like your wife and boss wants you to have or possibly no beard at all then how else would he have fulfilled this prophecy?
I assume that the apostles had beards too. How else would they have followed Jesus?
And of course the Early Christians had beards which they took pretty seriously as well.
Here’s what they had to say about it…

“But for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, to arrange his hair at the looking-glass, to shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them, how womanly! And, in truth, unless you saw them naked, you would suppose them to be women... …For God wished women to be smooth, and rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane; but has adorned man, like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him, as an attribute of manhood, with shaggy breasts,-a sign this of strength and rule.”
- Clement of Alexandria about the year 195 Vol.2 pg. 275 of “Ante Nicene Fathers”

“This, then, the mark of the man, the beard, by which he is seen to be a man, is older than Eve, and is the token of the superior nature.”
- Clement of Alexandria Vol.2 pg 276 of “Ante Nicene Fathers”

“For it is not lawful to pluck out the beard, man's natural and noble ornament.”
-Clement of Alexandria Vol.2 pg 277 of “Ante Nicene Fathers”

“The beard must not be plucked ¨You will not mar the figure of your beard¨”
–Cyprian writing about the year 250 Vol.5 pg 553of “Ante Nicene Fathers”

Hopefully after all this you can see that this isn’t some extreme , radical idea that I cooked up myself. No , not at all. This is some extreme, radical idea that God cooked up when he decided to create man in his own image and if that bothers you,,, You can shave your face like a woman. But as for me and my face, well, just let me know if something gets stuck in my beard or,
If my beard gets stuck in something,
And I’ll pull it out.

How to get saved if you’re an evangelical who has accepted Jesus

2009-01-24T10:18:00.000-08:00

I recently worked a temporary job on an assembly line in a factory where I had the opportunity to work on the same table with an man in his fifties named Bob. Bob is an evangelical attending the Nazarene church. He’d been through seminary and lived as a missionary in Honduras and is now married to a Honduran woman and has a Hispanic ministry here in town. We had many long discussions and from day one his mission became that of trying to convert me. I always knew when he was about to bring up something he wanted me to accept that we couldn’t agree on, because he would start out talking about some trivial thing like food or personal preferences that we could both agree on before he hit me over the head with some false thing he wanted to get me to believe. He even thought I should use that approach in evangelism. I guess it’s called friend ship evangelism, where you buddy up to some poor unsuspecting soul and then hit him over the head with the gospel when he least expects it. Well we did make friend s but unfortunately our fellow ship was only limited to the trivial things. After many long mentally exhausting days with Bob listening to his Kristian rock blaring out of his radio I began to realize once again how far removed modern Christianity is from the truth. It’s just a completely different religion. As a result I set out to write a new tract especially for evangelicals. It is basically a summary of all the issues me and Bob discussed after 40 hours of working together. On our last day working together I presented this tract to him and thanked him for the inspiration he gave me to write it. Unfortunately he was sadly disappointed.

If anyone desires to print this out in a tract form I can provide you with an attachment at your request that you can just open and print . The format fits all on one 8 by 11 sheet of paper front and back and can be folded into three.

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Today there is a fake Jesus being preached and people are accepting him. So if you’re an evangelical that claims to have accepted Jesus as your personal savior then you may very well have received the fake one without knowing it. The fake Jesus is the one most people are accepting now when they say a sinners prayer. So if you have done that and are 100% sure you’re saved and especially if you believe that you can never lose your salvation then your Jesus is probably a fake who is some type of Antichrist.

To get saved from the fake Jesus you’ll need to know the difference between him and the real one so just keep reading to find out…

What is Anti-Christ

Anti means to oppose or be against. If something is Antichrist it is anything presented as Jesus while opposing what Christ actually taught in the gospels. The fake Jesus that is being preached today in most churches by his false prophets is an Antichrist who does just that. Here is why…

Fame

The Fake Jesus calls blessed, men whom people speak highly of like Benny Hinn , Billy Graham, Rick Warren, President Bush ect, ect. His children follow these men and revere them as leaders and examples.

The real Jesus says woe to those that are highly spoken of because that’s what men have always done to false prophets. He calls blessed, men who are hated, reproached and have their names cast out as evil for his sake and his children follow them. Luke6:22-23.

Prosperity

The real Jesus calls the poor blessed. Luke 6:20

The fake Jesus calls the rich blessed. He says they can pursue both God and money because while they have treasure on earth their heart is set on heaven.

The real Jesus says woe to the rich. He tells them that if they pursue riches they will hate God because their heart will be set on their earthly treasure. Luke 6:21,24

The Fake Jesus teaches that riches are a blessing and his false prophets promise more of them to all who faithfully give offerings and tithes to their ministries.

The real Jesus teaches that riches are deceitful and like thorns that choke the word of God out of us and that's why he said it would be easier for a Camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Mat. 13:22,19:24 His Prophets call riches corrupted , cankered, and filthy. James 5:2,3, ITim3:8, Titus1:7,11

The fake Jesus wants to make rich men feel comfortable having treasure on this earth and his false prophets want them to attend their churches assuring them that their treasure is a blessing from God. Some of his real zealous followers however use their riches to pay for things like seminary where they go and learn how to get camels to crawl through the eyes of needles. Once they become an experts at making camels jump through needle eyes they can then go on to be a pastor of a big church where they pastor camels not sheep.

The real Jesus calls rich men, wretched, miserable, poor, blind and naked.Rev3:17 When they come to him he tells them to sell their treasure not lay it up on this earth. Mat 6:19, 19:16-30 His Prophets tell rich men to weep and howl Because their treasure will eat their flesh like fire James5:1-3

Freedom

The Fake Jesus teaches that you can be saved and be a true child of God while serving in the military fighting your enemies. His servants like that teaching because as we saw earlier they have a lot of wealth and prosperity to defend.

The Real Jesus teaches that you can’t be a child of God unless you love your enemies in a practical way by actually turning the other cheek and losing what you have. Luke6:29,35

The fake Jesus teaches that you can serve both God and Country in the military. His Followers ask his blessing on their nation and their troops and he gives it to them.

The real Jesus teaches us that if we serve two masters we will either love one and hate the other or hold to the one and despise the other. He teaches his followers not to fight for a country in this world because his country is not of this world. John18:36

The fake Jesus teaches that our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness are important values worth defending. His false apostles teach men to defend those values by fighting anyone who might threaten to take them away.

The real Jesus teaches us that if we try to save our life we will loose it and if we want to pursue freedom and happiness we can’t be his disciples. Mat 16:24,25 His apostles gave up those freedoms and teach others to do like wise by loving their enemies Rom 12:20, 21.

Divorce and Remarriage

The fake Jesus teaches that you can be saved and still be a child of God even though you are divorced and remarried or married to the divorced. His false Prophets allow such couples to be part of their churches even though they refuse to separate assuring them that they are saved.

The real Jesus teaches that to be married to the divorced is always adultery. Mark 10:11,12 Luke16:18

His Prophets affirm that adulterers won’t enter the kingdom of heaven (ICor6:9) and that’s why if any one would have to separate from their spouse the only option is to stay single or be reconciled to the first partner. ICor7:11

Women

The real Jesus teaches that if a man looks upon a woman to lust after her he commits adultery in his heart. Mat 5:28 His followers know that if a woman dresses in a way to attract a man’s attention and he looks and lusts then they’re both guilty. The man, because he desires a woman who is not his wife and the woman, because she doesn’t love God or her neighbor. If she loved God, she would care more about what he thinks than being attractive to a man and if she loved her neighbor, she wouldn’t dress to be a stumbling block to him. That’s why his true prophets instructed women to dress in such a way not to cause men to stumble. ITim2:9,10

The fake Jesus doesn’t care how women dress he tells them that he only looks at their heart and he’s happy with what he sees even though their hearts desire is to be attractive to lustful men. His false teachers would never tell a woman to wear a long dress that covers modestly, in fact some of his false teachers are the very women who dress inappropriately.

The Real Jesus’ apostles command women not to teach men or use outward adornments like make up or jewelry , but rather wear a veil to cover their heads, submit to their husbands and keep silent in the churches. ITim2:912, ICor11:1-16, &IPet3:1-4. They never said anything about these things being a cultural issue or only for that time but rather that these things were the very commandments of the Lord (Icor34-37)for all men in every place(Icor1:2).

The fake Jesus teaches women that in him they are free to adorn themselves however they please, to teach, preach and usurp authority over men. His false prophets teach them to disregard teachings like the head covering and modest apparel, claiming that they were cultural issues of the past and no longer apply to today.

Salvation

The Real Jesus preaches about hell, Judgment, weeping and gnashing of teeth over 20 times in the book of Mathew alone. In the whole book of Acts the word Love isn’t even mentioned once.

The Fake Jesus just tells every one that God loves them and has a wonderful plan for their life.

The Real Jesus teaches that the only way to get into the kingdom of heaven is a strait narrow way and that we have to strive to enter in. He even goes as far to say that many that will try to get in won’t be able to. (Lukle13:24).

The fake Jesus teaches that to be saved, all you have to do is accept him as your personal savior and if you try to do anything to be saved it would actually be counterproductive to your salvation and might even disqualify you.

The real Jesus says that not doing what he commands and then calling him Lord won’t get you saved. He asks why anyone would want to do such a thing (Luke6:46), in fact he said many would do that and only succeed in getting into hell. Mat7:21-27.

The Fake Jesus has a special formula to get you saved. His false prophets sometimes refer to it as “the Romans road” or “The four spiritual laws”. It is based on the idea that forgiveness is always granted upon request.

The real Jesus has no special salvation formula, in fact some who came to him requesting salvation never received it. (see Luke 10:25,18:18, 23:39) However All the people whose sins were forgiven by Christ in the four gospels never actually requested it. (see Luke5:20, 7:48, 19:9-10, 23:42-43). One thing he does teach however , is that when you pray for forgiveness you better forgive others or your wasting your time. Mat6:12-15

The fake Jesus has a special sinners prayer that his false apostles came up with that automatically gets you forgiven as soon as you say it. Most of them will be more than happy to lead you through it . However some might encourage you to say it on your own or come up with your own version. But all of them will assure you that you’re born again and on your way to heaven if you did it with all your heart and didn’t have any doubts about it.

The real Jesus taught that you have to obey his commandments to be able to receive God’s Spirit (John14:15,16,21,23) and his apostles taught the same thing(Acts5:32).

The Fake Jesus hardly has any commandments so he gives his spirit to any one who confesses him as Lord and savior.

The real Jesus calls men to enter the kingdom of heaven by following him (Luke5:27) and his Apostles do to IJohn1:7”If we walk in the light… …then the blood of Jesus cleanses us from sin”

The Fake Jesus preaches salvation backwards; he forgives mens sins then they begin to follow him and walk in his darkness.

Conclusion

If you have found that after reading this you have been following the fake Jesus and want to be saved, then you better start following the real one because your Jesus is Antichrist and the real Jesus said that if any one acts like the people who follow the fake Jesus he’ll just vomit them out of his mouth into a lake of fire. Rev 3:16